This year, we’re imagining what Thanksgiving might look like if the AGBOVERSE assembled for one very over-the-top dinner party.

Who’s in charge of what dish? Let’s find out.

Michelle (The Electric State) — Stuffing

No one’s quite sure what she put in it, maybe a few spare wires, definitely some nostalgia—but it’s comforting, a little mysterious, and somehow holds the whole dinner together.

Tyler Rake (Extraction) — The Electric Turkey Cutter

Tyler Rake doesn’t bring food. He brings tools (weapons?). Specifically, an electric turkey cutter that looks like it was pulled from a covert ops armory. Precision-sliced turkey, no casualties.

Tony Stark (Avengers) — Sweet Potato Casserole (But It Got a Little Burnt on the Way)

Tony swears it was part of the plan, a “strategic caramelization.” Between juggling half a dozen new projects and a last-minute flight test, the casserole caught a little extra heat. Still, it’s delicious and made with heart.

Cherry (Cherry) — Cranberry Sauce (a Little Too Intense)

Cherry’s cranberry sauce comes with a story and maybe a few tears. It’s sweet, sour, and somehow deeply emotional. No one can quite forget it.

Nadia Sinh (Citadel) — Secret Family Recipe Mashed Potatoes

Creamy, calculated, and impossible to reverse-engineer. She won’t share the recipe…or what organization trained her to make them this smooth.

Abed Nadir (Community) — The Thanksgiving Documentary That No One Asked For

Abed doesn’t cook…instead he’s recording. While everyone else rushes around the kitchen, he quietly films the entire day, turning Thanksgiving into a documentary about found family, the burnt sweet potato casserole, and the cinematic timing of it all. It’s honest, thoughtful, and oddly emotional. 

Dahlia Archer (Citadel) — Boiled Cabbage

A little drab, possibly overcooked, and definitely traditional, just the way Dahlia likes it. Dahlia serves it with poise and an authority everyone else at the table is afraid to challenge. Polite smiles above the table, slipping it to the dog underneath the table. 

Steve Rogers (Avengers) — Pumpkin Pie (Classic, with Honor)

The most wholesome dish at the table. Perfect crust and served with humility. He even waits until everyone else has been served before taking a bite.

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Every dish tells a story, and every hero’s got their flavor. We saved you a seat, so now the only question is what would you bring to the AGBOVERSE table?

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